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I'm a giant realtor and I have a house that just went empty and is ready to be sold. I walk around the house in my comfy, thick Converse Chucks, making sure everything has been cleaned out. Unbeknownst to me, however, this home has been invaded by an army of itty bitty tinies. And unfortunately for them, I'm completely unaware of the way they crunch beneath my feet when I accidentally step on them. I crush a number of them, knocking them off countertops and squishing them as I pass. Finally I have a seat near the fireplace, but suddenly I feel something squirm beneath my butt. I check to find a tiny person has just been crushed under my big butt. That's when I discover my property has been infested with all of these little tiny guys. That simply won't do, of course, so I stomp around the house trying to crush as many as I can. I love the nice crunch they make under my Chucks when I step on them. I squish a few between my fingers, like they were nothing more than bugs. I crush a few with my gigantic boobs, taunting and teasing them as I go. Finally satisfied that all of the tinies have been eradicated, I take a dust pan and sweep them all into the trash. Now this place is ready for an open house!